Project: Sandman

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PROJECT: SANDMAN

Purpose: Sleep-Induced Muscle Metamorphosis

Report:

Subject is expected to be overcome with an immense feeling of calm relaxation. As the seconds tick by, the subject should slip into a state of a comatose-like REM sleep, where it will experience repeated stages of metamorphosis. 


Concurrently, neurological activity will spike, dreams will be vivid, and the body will become immobilized. During this time, significant alterations will take place in the skeletal muscle and endocrine systems, resulting in marked change the following morning.


The synergistic concoction of Glycine, Magnolia Bark, and Tetrahydropalmatine will rapidly create a state of relaxation, increase serotonin, dopamine, and GABA to force the neurological activity to slow, inducing a deep state of relaxation.  Countering the subject’s mental vigor is a powerful combination of L-dopa, theanine, and 5-HTP and will quickly put the subject into a state of REM.


Subject is expected to be immobilized throughout the night and awake feeling refreshed, invigorated, alert, and having experienced regeneration of muscle tissue of monstrous proportions!  Sleep with one eye open!